Sarah Palin Turkey Interview

Sarah Palin gave a nice relaxed interview about her experience on the Presidential campaign trail. The interview was conducted at a local turkey farm business. Unfortunately, while Sarah was giving her interview, and sipping her latte, turkey’s were being killed and bled-out behind her.

Most Americans want to sit down and enjoy a nice juicy turkey on Thanksgiving day, but they don’t want to see how the turkey is killed and butchered before it lands on their plate.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Heading for a Breakup

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been openly fighting in public for months now, so it’s safe to assume these two will be splitting soon. Lindsay came from an abusive environment, so that is how she behaves in relationships. The two are seeing a relationship counselor, according to reports. This is actually a great development, especially for Lindsay. If she sticks with it for at least a year, Lindsay might actually learn enough about herself, and how to behave to avoid repeating some of her past mistakes, by developing new relationship skills and behaviors.

A source says that the two:

"… are fighting like cats and dogs. They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, ’Is this worth it?’"

The answer to the last question is a big fat NO!

Michael Jackson is Now a Muslim

Michael Jackson (50) has not only become a Muslim, but he also changed his name to Mikaeel. The Jehovah’s Witness folks must be crying their eyes out.

David Wharnsby, a Canadian songwriter, and producer Phillip Bubal talked Michael into the conversion. A source said:

"They began talking to him about their beliefs, and how they thought they had become better people after they converted. Michael soon began warming to the idea."

"An Imam was summoned from the mosque and Michael went through the shahada, which is the Muslim declaration of belief." Mikaeel is the name of one of Allah’s angels.

“Jacko rejected an alternative name, Mustafa, meaning “the chosen one.”

Islam may give Michael a good excuse to continue wearing a mask, but does he know what Muslims do to men who sleep with children? I doubt slumber parties are part of Islamic traditions.

Guy Ritchie and Madonna Settle Divorce

Madonna and Guy Ritchie were granted a preliminary decree of divorce. The divorce can become final after six weeks and a day.

Guy received no money, and only wanted to iron out custody, and visitation with the children. A few homes the couple purchased together will be sold, and the profits split.

Despite how some media outlets tried to paint Guy as a money grubber, he has his own fortune, and treated Madonna with respect right through their divorce. How many women would do the same, or have done the same?

Terrence Howard Knows Women

Terrence Howard gave a brief interview on the red carpet at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. When asked what he does to make women feel sexy he said:

"Just listen to her."

So true.